Can of Insecticide - This spray is harmful to insects
Firecrackers -Do not light while holding in mouth
Fat-Free Potato Chips -May cause anal leakage
TV Dinner - Remove plastic wrap cover before eating
Batteries - Do not swallow. C or D batteries may cause choking
.22-Caliber Rifle - May cause injury or death
Hardware Store Rotary Drill - This product not intended for dental purposes
Hemorrhoid Suppositories - Remove aluminum wrapping before insertion
Disposable Diapers - Dispose of after use
Electric Cattle Prod - For use on animals only
Lawnmower - "Warning: When motor is running the blade is turning!"
Bottom of a grocery store pizza - Do not turn upside down!
Warning on a curling iron - Do Not Insert Curling Iron Into Any Bodily Orifice
Bottle of spray paint - Do not spray in your face
Bottle of bathtub cleaner -For best results, start with clean bathtub before use.
Box of household nails - Caution! Do not swallow nails! May cause irritation!
Hair dryer - Do not blow dry in sleep
Back of a drink bottle label - Do not peel label off
Bandage box - For serious injuries, seek medical attention
Can of powdered infant formula - Mix with water before serving
Carpet cleaner - Safe for carpets, too!
Bottle of children's cough medicine - Caution: May cause drowsiness; do not drive or operate heavy machinery
Container of salt - Warning: High in sodium
Hose nozzle - Do not spray into electrical outlet
Stroller - Remove child before folding
Curling iron - Warning: This product can burn eyes
Hair dryer - Do not use in shower
Hand-held massaging device - Do not use while sleeping or unconscious
Case of a chocolate CD - Do not place this product into any electronic equipment
Toilet at a public sports facility - Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking
On a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists - Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover
Container of underarm deodorant - Caution: Do not spray in eyes
Cardboard sunshield that keeps the sun off the dashboard - Do not drive with sunshield in place
Fireplace lighter - Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks
Toner cartridge for a laser printer - Do not eat toner
Can of self-defense pepper spray - May irritate eyes
Novelty rock garden set - Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth
Coffee cup - Caution: Hot beverages are hot!
Frisbee - Warning: May contain small parts
Birthday card for a 1-year-old - Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less
Laser pointer - Do not look into laser with remaining eye
Manual for a microwave oven - Do not use for drying pets
Can of air freshener - For use by trained personnel only
Motorcycle helmet-mounted rear-view mirror - Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you
In the manual for a jet ski - Warning: Riders of personal watercraft may suffer injury due to the forceful injection of water into body cavities either by falling into the water or while mounting the craft
A label inside a protective bag (for fragile objects), which measures 15 cm by 15 cm by 12 cm - Warning: Do not climb inside this bag and zip it up. Doing so will cause injury and death
Package of silly putty - Do not use as ear plugs
Packaging of a sharpening stone - Warning: knives are sharp!
Box of rat poison - Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice
Dash board of a mail truck - Look before driving
Packaging for an iron - Do not iron clothes on body
String of Christmas lights - For indoor or outdoor use only
Box of PMS relief tablets - Warning: do not use if you have prostate problems
Label for a rubber ball toy - Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball
Package of dice - Not for human consumption
Chainsaw manual - Do not attempt to stop the blade with your hand.
Computer manual - Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers
Slip of paper in a stereo box, referring to the foam packing - Do not eat
On said seal - Do not eat if seal is missing
Instructions for an electric thermometer - Do not use orally after using rectally
On a 6-by-10-inch inflatable picture frame - Not to be used as a personal flotation device
TV remote control - Not dishwasher safe
Instructions for a cordless phone - Do not put lit candles on phone
Bar of soap - Use like regular soap.
Bag of cat biscuits - Simply pour the biscuits into a bowl and allow the cat to eat when it wants.
Car manual - In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors.
Instructions for an espresso kettle - The appliance is switched on by setting the on/off switch to the 'on' position.
Hotel-provided shower cap in a box - Fits one head
Korean kitchen knife -Warning: keep out of children
Japanese food processor - Not to be used for the other use
Airline packet of nuts - Instructions: open packet, eat nuts
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