Governor Number 40892-424

Governor Number 40892-424 commented on Voice of the Reader: Back room deal

You may be right, Mickee. (Hehehe!)

There’s also the real possibility that the moon landing was fake, the Lochness Monster is real, JR was a drag queen and Anthony Weiner is a soprano in the Mormon Tabernacle Choir.

Governor Number 40892-424 commented on Voice of the Reader: Green history

Tsk, tsk, Mickee, you conveniently omitted:

• Killing all the farrting cows.
• Taking the Metro from Redbud to Bunkum.
• And riding the subway to England.

Gotta' be careful, Mickee, breathing cow-generated methane can cause drowsiness. Oh wait! No more cars means inha…

Governor Number 40892-424 commented on Voice of the Reader: Green history

Channeling Kermit the Frog: “It’s not easy being green.”

• Kill all cows because they farteth methane. Besides, tofu steaks are so tasty.
• Junk all cars or take the Metro from Shawnee Town to Goreville.
• Ground all airplanes and take the subway to Europe and Asia.
• Rebui…

Governor Number 40892-424 commented on Voice of the Reader: Back room deal

Missouri ranks 36th in tax burden--and I'm pleased that we agree that the Land of Lincoln is corrupt and that Honest Abe's name has been besmerged by the slime buckets we, the majority of Illinois voters, keep electing.

Governor Number 40892-424 commented on Voice of the Reader: Green history

Channeling Kermit the Frog: “It’s not easy being green.”

• Kill all cows because they farteth methane. Besides, tofu steaks are so tasty.
• Junk all cars, walk to work or take the Metro from Shawnee Town to Goreville.
• Ground all airplanes and take the subway to Europe and Asi…

Governor Number 40892-424 commented on Voice of the Reader: Back room deal

It's the same-old, same-old, Illinois Chicago-Machine skulduggery. The names of the elected ne'er-do-wells change, but the flimflam remains the same. Think Groundhog Day.

After 3 decades of broken promises, our once proud state trails the nation on vertically “every quality of life” …

Governor Number 40892-424 commented on Opinion | Leonard Pitts: People are dying for nothing

Wow, MMike, you've set an Olympic speed record. In a mere 4 words and one comma, you called someone "racist." You and other race baiters have at last redefined a once powerful word to mean "I disagree." As an aside, have you given any thought to the fact that as soon …

Governor Number 40892-424 commented on Voice of the Reader: The best option

Re: Forrest Gump: "Stupid is as Stupid Does"

Ron and Cynthia Overby wrote that because “our schools are underfunded, our roads and bridges are in disrepair, and critical services are at risk,” Gov. Pritzker’s plan to raise taxes would “to get back on the right track.”

Governor Number 40892-424 commented on Opinion | Leonard Pitts: People are dying for nothing

Should we be surprised by Pitts’ historical slight-of-hand?

Yet another predictable and yawn-inspiring waste of words. Somewhere in his laptop, Pitts must have a file of pre-written columns with appropriate blanks that are filled in (names and places) to fit a variety of events. That s…

Governor Number 40892-424 commented on Opinion | Kathleen Parker: The end of everything ... or not

Mickee, enough with the shrieking. You claim "Now in the Trump age he has been swept up in the right-wing hysteria," yet praise the goofy NY chick's plan to a.) kill all cows because they frart, b.) confiscate all cars, c) ground all air traffic, and d.) If we don't the world will…

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